I have found out many interesting things about my friend Cub through emails with him. He invited me to come on this website to threaten Phil, Iwolf an Lord. I do not care about these men, in fact if they don't like Robert, then they are ok by me.
His real name is Robert Cambell. He is in his late 50's and still a virgin. He refers to his penis as his "tiger".
He lives in Murdoch, Kansas on a little ranch with his parents.
He is a devout Christian but secretly reads about sexual things on the internet, his favorite being nuru massages.
What else do we know about him?
If I could be bothered searching for the actual quotes, I would but I can't be bothered. But he has said and I am sure there is more but I'd have to care enough to devote more than 10 seconds of thought to him:
1. Doesn't have enough money to buy an air ticket to China
2. Trawls internet dating sites for girls with low standards
3. Corresponds daily by email with ISIS
4. Believes the Bible is 100% fact
5. Believes everyone is going to hell except him
6. Makes wooden boxes in a sheltered workshop
7. Writes insensible diatribes that are similar to English, ok
8. Appears to be several people on one account or has a multiple personality disorder
9. Believes there are Google and Yahoo computers
10. Is a dumb as a rock